It's all about the jumbo baby!!
I've bought these elsewhere, You may find cheaper but their thin and your **** burns, did you save money?? **** no, you cheaped a nickel and it cost you a dollar. This faulty logic of always going cheap ensures you will remain forever trapped in the downward spiral of poverty for the duration.
C'mon, Man! Pony up. Don't be a cheap **** so your girl gets all up in your grill in front of the boys again.
Just buy these, the smoothest gear saving cloud roller there is. Right here. And that's money in the bank. I guarantee it.
Matter of fact, I'm so sure that you will agree with me that these are indeed the very best rollers that you ever used bar none, that I will give you my personal guarantee, in writing, its legal and all, don't worry. that if you are not 100% completely satisfied with your purchase here today, I personally will assume the responsibility of **** your wife or girlfriend until you both are 100% completely satisfied! What a deal! What are you waiting for?